Shaquille O’Neal and Jim Rome are going to war on Twitter and The Big Aristotle is clearly winning the battle.

Shaq apparently challenged Jim Rome to a boxing match, with The Green Monster (my personal pick for Shaq’s nickname as he has now joined the Celtics) promising to donate his entire 2010-11 salary to the charity of Rome’s choice in the event that Rome somehow won the fight. As Rome did when Jim Everett got in his face 16 years ago, he pussied out. As a result, the following exchange occurred:

Really, Jim? Come on, man. That exchange with “Chris” Everett has been and will be the highlight of your career. There’s no shame in it.

If there’s anything that could make LeBron care less about returning to the Cavaliers following his lethargic effort in Games 4-6 vs. the Celtics, it’s this: a video featuring a group of unknown Cleveland natives singing a horrendous remake of “We Are the World”.